there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus 

(vía thatsnotverypoppunk)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit


animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”

(vía shewantsthedisney)